- The dog rolled it some shit today and both of us were whimpering during her bath because holy crap that shit burned my nostrils.
- Speaking of shit, I first clogged the toilet and then unclogged it – go ME!
- I still can’t find Bouncy boy’s sleepsack and I DO sleep better when he’s contained in it. I choose to obsess over that rather than stress myself out over the fact that our neighbors can see inside my mouth when we have breakfast or that there are no rugs in this house either.
- Lastly, oh how I missed me some lolcats