The Christmas trees on people’s cars are freaking me out. We still have turkey in the fridge forchrixsakes! I am NOT ready.
Not ready for ladies in Christmas sweaters.
Not ready for guilt-inducing charity Santas in front of grocery stores.
Not ready for the holiday catalogs.
NOT ready for the artificially created stress around making somebody’s dreams come true.
I am grumpy. I should buy myself something.