Those pesky creatures

As I was going through our basement (trying to make it hospitable again – after all, we renovated 3 months ago), I came across a couple of odd things. And that lead me to question:

  • Why do we have 3 Kama Sutra books?
  • How many identical French – English dictionaries does one family need?
  • And why do we have two (EDIT: Omg – make that 3) textbooks for bartenders when we drink maybe twice a year?

Conclusion:

We have gnomes.

Sex-obsessed, French gnomes with a drinking problem.

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One thought on “Those pesky creatures

  1. sueczech says:

    You should set up some type of surveillance to catch your gnomes in action. You may be able to make money off of their escapades!

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