As I was going through our basement (trying to make it hospitable again – after all, we renovated 3 months ago), I came across a couple of odd things. And that lead me to question:
- Why do we have 3 Kama Sutra books?
- How many identical French – English dictionaries does one family need?
- And why do we have two (EDIT: Omg – make that 3) textbooks for bartenders when we drink maybe twice a year?
We have gnomes.
Sex-obsessed, French gnomes with a drinking problem.