Bouncy Czech

means that the soup is on the stove and that the fridge looks depressing with lonesome jars of mustard and applesauce (O Hai Sister! totally stealing your applesauce reference!)

And say goodbye to this cheerful book:

I was a tad concerned about the googly eyes falling out of the book and becoming a chocking hazard but Mr. Bouncy alerted me to a totally different doomsday scenario.

“The rhyme scheme is off and if there’s one thing I am going to protect my son from, THAT is it!”