Bouncy Czech

This was one of the fastest months ever. I am going to blame the move to a new place. My life was all about buying and acquiring things. I went to ikea and left a little of my soul there. I will go back. My socks need a dresser.

I attempted to bake turkey legs today. I opened the package and the meat stunk not so fresh. I feel like an asshole because the bird died for nothing. I guess he died for someone else who actually ate his other parts… hopefully.

I baked a banana nut bread (with shit loads of leftover pineapple) it went ok till the part where I burned it and the kitchen was a bit hazy and then the alarm went off and toddler was like “I think the oven might be done preheating, mother?” To which I replied “Good noticing. I will take care of this.” but I am afraid it sounded more like “Eeeeeeh!!!” My son was very amused by frantic towel swatting at the alarm to shut.up.already. I think he even clapped for me.
The bread tastes ok. Burnt just a bit.

I deserve a medal.

You know what’s worse than the gluttony on Thanksgiving day?

Ignoring the 354 items of leftovers that are falling from the fridge everytime someone opens that damn thing and ordering pizza the next day. I think we broke some kind of sacrament. We all are going to a pizza hut kind of hell.

I am so full of chocolate right now that I am kinda dreading the food tomorrow. I guess I should see this as training…

Good: Saving 5 dollars by buying stuff on sale

Bad: Spending 20 minutes trying to get the “sale” stickers off

Grrrrr!

Freezing on the couch

I hate you fake fireplace

Dreading the gas bill

Squeeeee! Spin! Spin! Spin!

Some of us were less impressed than others.

It’s very sophisticated and rests in the recycle bin right now because it didn’t please my son.

“Whut? Where? On my head?
Let me have a talk with the paper…”