Keeping it short
Overheard in the old country
*Dinner time*
“You can’t just eat bread and nutella alone! Put some butter on your bread first.”
Said the wife of the fitness trainer (my mom).
Breakfast of champions*
* if the champion’s dad is obsessed with nutrition and said champion is nursing a baby and a cold the size of Denmark. In other words: poor me…
This
means that the soup is on the stove and that the fridge looks depressing with lonesome jars of mustard and applesauce (O Hai Sister! totally stealing your applesauce reference!)
And say goodbye to this cheerful book:
I was a tad concerned about the googly eyes falling out of the book and becoming a chocking hazard but Mr. Bouncy alerted me to a totally different doomsday scenario.
“The rhyme scheme is off and if there’s one thing I am going to protect my son from, THAT is it!”























